About

Me in all my gloryHello and welcome to my website.

Here you’ll find a combination of my personal thoughts about life and the stuff in-between. I’ll also be posting boring technical hints and tips, if only so I have a reference for myself in future (I have a very bad memory).

I used to talk about work, but that was just asking for trouble. I also used to talk about family, but I found that no matter how close someone may be, they can still twist information and use against you. So that was out of the window too. Now I don’t care, so will talk about either with happy abandonment. If someone wants to misinterpret what I say, then they should feel free - anyone with an ounce of decency would speak to me first before doing so.

Who am I? I’m David Artiss. An IT geek of the highest order. Overweight, short-sighted, into computers and science fiction, I think you’ll find I tick all the boxes required.

I’ve been an IT professional for over 18 years, but have been programming since I was 12. The list of languages (especially web-based ones) I know is pretty lengthy. If you’d like to commission my services, want to give me a job, or even would like me to write an IT article (I do those too), then please get in touch.

Also, if you find any of my blogs of interest, or just want to generally argue the toss about something then feel free to leave a comment for any of the entries! You can also contact me using the contact form.

Disclaimer!

Any material on this Blog may include technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. This is of course blatantly obvious, but so are the instructions on a matchbox, and look at all the trouble they can cause. In fact it is guaranteed that there are probably lots of errors and out-of-date links and misspeelings and poor choices of words and libellous statements.

The Court of David is now in recess, all decisions are final, the judge has spoken. All rise.


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